Post by 6string on Aug 12, 2013 21:36:31 GMT -6
Spam, flooding, advertisements, chain letters, pyramid schemes, trolls, sluts, outrageous flames, paedophiles, nazis, racists, and chauvinists (of any kind) are forbidden on this forum. There is an unmoderated forum named Saint Jude's for idiots, stupids, geniuses, creatives, mentalists, the lost, the wounded, damaged goods, perverts, sickos, goths, those on medication, and all my other friends.
Whilst no subject is reasonably beyond discussion, please keep it real within the boundaries of good mental hygiene. If you cant keep it together then go flush your head and post a retraction, dont make me or a moderator do it for you (threats are obviously permitted). Keep your username unoffensive, for example mass murderers are offensive, so all Hitlers, Stalins, and Osamas, have their account deleted. If you pretend to be my mother I will delete your account.
Keep to forum etiquette, be considerate and courteous, and you will enjoy the company of an active and exciting albeit mildly touched community. Bear in mind there are children in here, and not everyone's first language is English. If a poster is obviously on day release from a home for the vulnerable please humour them. Some of the staff are clearly busy with legacy issues from drug taking, mostly involuntary, please be patient with the staff I need them. At least one of my moderators sits all day arms and legs strapped to his chair banging out messages with his head on a keyboard the size of a kitchen table. He stops every couple of hours while they change his nappy and check the straps. Do not upset him.
I actively encourage topics about woodwork, holidays in North Wales, and victoria sponge cake "Does raspberry jam work with whipped cream filling? Yes!"
Overall dont get your feelings hurt but also remember whos in charge
Whilst no subject is reasonably beyond discussion, please keep it real within the boundaries of good mental hygiene. If you cant keep it together then go flush your head and post a retraction, dont make me or a moderator do it for you (threats are obviously permitted). Keep your username unoffensive, for example mass murderers are offensive, so all Hitlers, Stalins, and Osamas, have their account deleted. If you pretend to be my mother I will delete your account.
Keep to forum etiquette, be considerate and courteous, and you will enjoy the company of an active and exciting albeit mildly touched community. Bear in mind there are children in here, and not everyone's first language is English. If a poster is obviously on day release from a home for the vulnerable please humour them. Some of the staff are clearly busy with legacy issues from drug taking, mostly involuntary, please be patient with the staff I need them. At least one of my moderators sits all day arms and legs strapped to his chair banging out messages with his head on a keyboard the size of a kitchen table. He stops every couple of hours while they change his nappy and check the straps. Do not upset him.
I actively encourage topics about woodwork, holidays in North Wales, and victoria sponge cake "Does raspberry jam work with whipped cream filling? Yes!"
Overall dont get your feelings hurt but also remember whos in charge